REST-CURE: intruder recovers from labours
RETURNING from an absence of a few days, an elderly English couple found a man’s underwear drying in their house. Upstairs, they found the underwear’s owner asleep in their bedroom. He was arrested and later pleaded guilty to burglary.
The man’s arrest is a clear miscarriage of justice: had the house owners installed an electric dryer, the man would not have needed to rest after hanging out his underwear to dry.